Pentru cei care spera ca planul lui Obama va opri prabusirea economiei SUA

Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn?t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

One comment

  • Haha, supertare.

    Cam asa am avut si noi crestere economica pana acum cativa ani, inainte sa vina “criza”.

    Cam asa se vede de altfel si in prezent cresterea economica prin “creditare”.

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